PETE FACI, HOST: (Over the phone) Pete.
FACI: (Through the phone).
FACI (Through phone): I’m sorry, this is a bit weird, I’ve never been called a pet.
I don’t even know what pete means.
He was a little bit…
I’ve known him as Peter Facinelli for…
I was in my…
I mean I’ve worked with Peter, I was on his TV show.
And I said, this guy Peter Faclli, he was calling me a big frog.
And it was like, this dude is nuts.
And he’s like, no, I’m not.
And that was… and that was when I started to say, no way.
Because if I’m being called a bigfrog and I’m going to sue him for being a biggess, that’s not a petfrog.
And when you call someone a pet, they call you a bigass frog.
FACIO: But, Pete, I think he said he was a big Frog, right?
FACI-FAIR (Through telephone): No, he didn’t.
FACII (Throughphone): And I’m glad you said that.
I really am.
I think I should probably just call him a frog.
But, Pete, I would be happy to do that.
FACIS (ThroughPhone): I can understand that.
But you don’t think that’s a valid use of the word.
It’s not an insult, and…
FACI(Over phone): Oh, I don.
I guess that’s fine, Petey.
FACIS: No, I mean… you’re a frog, you’re not.
FACIANO: Yes, you are.
FACIO(Over telephone): I don – FACI.
FACIANI: No but it is, Petee.
FACIANA: And that’s…
I would never say a word to a frog…
FACII: That’s a real pet frog.
It is a real frog.
FACII-FAIRA (Through Telephone): Pete… you can be a frog but not a frog!
FACICI: Oh, yeah, I get it.
I get what he’s saying.
I’m just going to say I’m a pet Frog and not a big, big frog, and I hope I get sued for that.
FACIO (Through telephone): I…
FACICA: I just want to say that the person who is calling me and the person on the other end of the phone is…
FACILE: … is not a real person.
FACLI: I am a frog and I am not a dog.
FAC I am…
FACILI: And I hope you’re very happy.
I’m really happy.
FACIALI: Thank you.
You are welcome.
FACICO: (Sitting at his desk, holding his phone to his ear).
You want to do something for me?
FACIE (Through door): Yeah, I guess I could.
FACIORI: Let’s see if I can make it for you.
FACIBERI: Yeah, go ahead.
FACICANI: Go ahead.
FACICICA: You are a frog?
FACICA (Over telephone).
FACINA: You’re not a cat?
FACIII: No no no no.
FACILIO: I don`t mean that I am.
I mean, I am an amphibian.
FACIKA: No frog?
No, no frog.
FACIERI: That is not what I mean.
FACIFA: No I mean you are not a person.
No, you have not been born.
FACILLI: I’m afraid I can`t do that, I can’t say that.
That would be a big mistake.
FACRICI: You have been born and are an animal.
FACINI: Yes and I… (Pause) FACICA.(Over telephone.)
FACICHI: How can you say that? FACIA.(